February 27,
1374
Tully says, "Yeah, it is what we do. So, why were they holding you hostage?"
"They wanted to have their manly way with me," she replies.
"Yeah, that is what we do," says Wang.
"Also, do you know of any gates out of this plane?"
"Oh yes."
Tully says, "Really? Where at?"
"WIFM?" she answers.
Tully says, "Well, we could get you out of here if you want. Otherwise, we could pay you some gold."
She shakes her tousled head.
"Not good enough."
Zanax frowns. "She's evil! We should kill her if she doesn't tell us."
Lo and Wang sigh.
Tully says, "Don't be rash!"
She giggles at the paladin.
"Everything's evil here, you silly! You'll turn evil yourself if you stay here long enough!"
Darian sighs and tries to find a safe wall to lean against.
He finds one in the bathroom.
"So what do you want, missy?" Lo asks.
"Well..." says the demonette with a coy smile, "I've never had a talking penis..."
"Woo-hoo!" says Wang, standing up and waving. "I think she's talking about me!"
"Yes Wang, she is." Lo rolls his eyes.
"Looks like Wang wins the booby prize..." quips Vardui.
"Locations of portals first and
then as long as Wang stays attached and you don't brutalize him, so be
it!" Lo replies with a faint smile.
"I'll be gentle..." she says with another giggle.
She then points upwards.
"Up in the sky," she says. "I'll guide you there...after. Can you all fly?"
Tully says, "For the most part. How far up and how big is it? Also, where does it go?"
"It's hundreds of miles up," she replies, "And very big. I don't know where it leads. And, it is heavily guarded."
"Hmm, well, we have a space ship, although I hate the idea of it coming under attack."
"Okay, let's have it!" says the demon girl, as she pulls off her bikini bottoms and lies down on the floor.
Tully says, "Ugh, get up in the room...there isn't a bed but there is some privacy."
"I'm already up!" says Wang.
Tully shakes his head and looks away. "Be quick then!"
Zanax smirks. "Isn't that why he's called the minute man?"
Tully laughs. "So true!"
As a matter of fact, Wang is more like the ten second man, as he dives right in and pops off at once.
Pulling out, he immediately falls asleep and starts snoring.
"Well...umm...that was short and...short," the demon girl says. "Anyone else? That wasn't really enough to buy my help."
Meanwhile, Darian, who has been
holding a wall up in the bathroom, is disturbed when an eye on a stalk
suddenly pops out of the toilet bowl and stares unblinkingly at him.
Next
day...