Tully says, "Yep, let's do it." You head back into the so-called restaurant. It is still filled with lost souls, lined up to purchase meals before the counter, while others sit in uncomfortable plastic chairs at plastic tables eating them. Watney is still behind the counter, taking orders. Tully whispers, "Everyone fire on the Vrock when it shows up..." He goes over to the drink machine and presses the ice button, allowing the ice to start flowing onto the floor. "Hey!" calls another junior assistant manager trainee, whose name tag reads 'Buster Brown, MBA'. "What do you think you're doing?" "Back for your order?" asks Watney, holding up a bag, from which something red and bloody drips. Tully says, "Yeah, I am." "Here you go, then," says Watney, handing it over the counter to Tully. From the back room you also hear a lot of grunting and groaning. "No good can come of this," Lo sighs. Tully grabs Watney's arm and pulls him over the counter. He says, "Oh, yeah, I also want you to come with us. Thor sent me to free you from this hell. You have served your time well and it is time to return to the world." "AAAAA!" says Watney. "Let me go! Are you some sort of religious zealot?" "Why, yes, I am." He drags him towards the door out of the shop. "What's going on here?" says the vrock, coming out of the back. Riding on his wang - which is a lot bigger than your Wang - is the sex-crazed Amazon girl. "Oh! Oh! It feels so good!" she moans. Tully laughs and then says, "I am making a trade. You took our girl and now I am taking your worker. Put her to work and then you can do whatever you want during her breaks." "Breaks?" replies the vrock. "What are breaks?" "Must we? We'd rather have her!" Lo and Wang reply. "Your little weenie isn't enough to satisfy me!" replies the girl, jiggling atop the vrock's skewer. "Now I've found a real...ummm...chicken." Tully laughs again. "Right...I would leave a stupid girl in the abyss with a bunch of demons. That was just a bluff...let's kill it." He pulls out his blaster rifle and open up on the Vrock. "Say hello to my little friend!" he shouts as he fires on the Vrock. He glances over to Lo and says, "And I don't mean Wang!" Zanax looks on with glee. "Now you're talking!" Zanax takes out his blaster and fires on the Vrock. Two rays from Tully's and Zanax's blasters strike the demon and the girl simultaneously. With a final orgasmic wail the girl is vapourised, along with the vrock. "Get out of here!" shouts another demon, a Type II, in a white polyester shirt and wearing a tie. The title on his badge reads 'Assistant Associate Vice President', so you know that you are moving up the food chain. "I won't have you killing my staff!"
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